Down Memory Lane Fa Cup. Blackpool Rock and Puss,n Boots

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Gudge nonmember

Ah Fa cup 3rd rd day, can you remember when we’d been at a game somewhere in Early December and we were waiting for the draw live on Radio 2 at 5pm to see who would come out of the hat to play us in the 3rd rd Maybe Liverpool at home or the Scum or a trip to a lower league ground in early Jan on a mudheap of a pitch, priceless moments not like the staged draw live on tv these days.
Personally i,ve had some great Fa cup 3rd rd awaydays Oxford 86, Oldham 88, Peterborough 94, Hereford 96 and Man u 97 when we took 10,000 yids to Old Trafford and gave the reds the runaround off the pitch anyway.
Some of the older boys will remember trips to Cardiff 77, Altringham replay 79 and Ardiles cracking winner in 1980 against Utd away in a replay.
Blackpool in 91 was a great draw for me as my cousins ran a guest house on the North Shore and we’d had many beanos up there but a trip with Tottenham in Town would be a top weekend, a mini bus armed with enough Lager & Spirits to sink the Titanic and copious amounts of Class A set of on Fri afternoon for the long trip Norf .
7hrs later and 30 piss stops the Blackpool tower was in sight and a quick brush up was needed before we hit the local niteclub Jokers which was conveniently situated across the road from the guest house.
Now 14 Cockneys in a Northern Niteclub will attract plenty of attention from the local birds and also from the local scruffy cun*s and a small off occured later in the evening but the bouncers had the sense to kick out the locals as our presence had done wonders for the niteclubs image
.
A nice card school was set up back at the guest house and everyone was hard at it till dawn.
A greasy fry up greeted our hangovers and a quick walk outside nearly blew us away , a force 10 gale had blown up overnight and there was talk of a postponement as had occured around the rest of the country, we met up with a few more yids in the Manchester a big boozer near the front , it had kicked off at lunchtime but that was nothing new as this boozer had a reputation for trouble with firms from all over the country kickin off on beanos to Blackpool.
The game got the go ahead and we were swept along by the gale to the bombsite of a ground, Tottenham were in financial shit and a good cup run was necessary, this was a potential Banana skin for an upset and the conditions would certainly level the two teams out and the pretty football would have to be replaced with grit and determination.
Two mins into the game and a mate of ours Dozy Don gets hit on the head by a flying roof tile , we piss ourselves laughing no sympathy for this stupid cun*. Spurs dig in and Lineker gets on the end of Local boy Stewarts cross, 1-0 is enough to see us safely into the next round and the rest is History as we Beat Oxford, Pompey(Tottenham with a top firm out ) , Notts County, the scum and finally Forest in the final and Tottenham are saved from Bankruptcy for the time being and we blew the Scums Double.
Back to Jokers for some celebrating and Pils and Pills, some Locals try and give it the biggun but were to loved up and for a change we send em on there way with hugs & Kisses, yours truly is on top form and im seduced by some bird from Leicester who is town playing in the pantomine Puss n boots, shagfest occurs back at her hotel, fuc* viagra a disco biscuit does the business , nine times and a tenth attempt on a sandpaper hole fukin luverly.
The Fa cup will never die and the cun*s who undermine are a bunch of shirtlifters.
Wemberly Wemberly were the famous Tottenham Hotspur and were off to wembley Wemberly Wemberly

Moller nonmember

love yer work gudge.

dresch nonmember

haha brilliant.

i must be munchin the wrong disco biscuits.

Gudge nonmember

Cheers Geezers , i reckon we should all get on one now after last nites calamity.

1-hot-spur nonmember

9 times? respect!

oziandy nonmember

I remember that day really well. I came out of a boozer somewhere along the coastline and the wind nearly blew me accross the road. Apparently some local was stuck behind a bus shelter by the beach for a couple of hours to scared to come out in case she was blown out to sea !!
In the end the fire brigade came to the rescue.
No one was on the Blackpool rollercoaster that day……

Gudge nonmember

Arse cun*s

Gudge nonmember

its all gone quiet so eres an old trip down memory lane, the fukin good old days

Klinsmann nonmember

We drove up to Blackpool in the morning. Spent most of the time trying to avoid flying trees. Bring those biccies to Perth Gudge.

PM nonmember

9 times?!? ‘kin hell, you shoulda been in porn gudge ❓

Gudge nonmember

@PM wrote:

9 times?!? ‘kin hell, you shoulda been in porn gudge ❓

Cheers geez i’ll give it some thought , sounds better than working as a checkout chick in Coles

Moller nonmember

combine the two for a unique twist.

Mark nonmember

Love your fucken work gudge. Your bloody right fark viagra the disco bikis more than do the trick. But still, 9 times! Fucken respect goes out for that.

Chappy nonmember

9 times? in yer disco dreams gudgey!

Chappy nonmember

“one and done” that’s my motto!

Gudge nonmember

once twice three times a lady or in this case neuf times ,also does a luverly soixante neuf.
I’ll bore you with the details in Perth chappy

Chappy nonmember

ha ha when it comes to sordid stories i’m a very attentive listener

Waddles Mullet Waddles Mullet

Waddles Mullet halloffamer

ok, so I really didn’t want to talk about this…
…but is that 9 times x 20 seconds?

Surely less times x longer duration is more fun!

Gudge nonmember

@Martin wrote:

ok, so I really didn’t want to talk about this…
…but is that 9 times x 20 seconds?

Surely less times x longer duration is more fun!

9 times in a minute is my record.
End of subject before me missus wonders why she aint been getting the same treatment

Gudge nonmember

go for 10 Mr Mullet before your hitched

Angus nonmember

Gudge, out of interest, were you at the Feyenoord home or away ties during the ’83-’84 UEFA Cup run? If so give us a memory lane on that one(s), given that it was the first time we met them since the ’74 final.

Gudge nonmember

went to Feyenoord home in 83 and 92 , murdered them at our place in 83 , 4 up at half time Hoddle and Tony Galvin on the wing playing blinders, let it slip late on , Cruyff claimed before the game that Hoddle was over rated but after Hoddle had given him the runaround he went to our dressing room post match and gave the old master Hoddle himself his congratulations and told him he was the best midfielder in the world something we already knew of course, done em 2-0 over in Rotterdam and by all accounts it was well lively.
92 i got escorted across the pitch at the end walked across the Park Lane goal and they had all the end , old bill had it well sussed they knew the history of the fixture and kept the cloggers in for about 20 mins, i went up the Antwerp afters and had a drink with a big Dutch geezer my mate knew his arms were like legs and he loved a bevvie.
over in Rotterdam they were throwing pints of piss on us from the upper tier.

Gudge nonmember

i’ll give you arf a crown

Gudge nonmember

ere you go Ossie , Blackpool away 91

Ossie member

@Gudge wrote:

ere you go Ossie , Blackpool away 91

Nice one guv.

Gudge nonmember

knees up muvver brown

jockney nonmember

Top stuff,
Had a scary experience at the Manchester the pub you mentioned in blackpool.10 of us down for the weekend beano from scotland,standing drinking outside when about 50 northern skinheads marched through with the last 2 bumping into me and spilling my beer down me.I lost the plot and ran after them with 2 of my mates trying to stopme.I kicked the bastard in the nuts from behind and thumped his mate only to realise (once the red mist had passed )that there were fuckin loads of them.we legged it back to the pub with a quadrophenia like mob after us.We were locked in the pub with them smashin what seemed like all the windows.Hey but dont worry,the bar was still serving.The whole weekend was a battleground as skinheads were attackin jocks all over blackpool lookin for us.While we managed to avoid it all and have a few romantic moments amidst the booze.Same year as that ardiles goal at utd crossed the border for that one as well. 😉

Gudge nonmember

jock week in Blackpool fukin nightmare. i did have a good weekend with a top bit of jock jack n danny in the mid 80s up there , we were aving a classy weekend in a pontins holiday camp.
Ere Jock those 2 vids from 81 to 83 of Spurs games and news would be worth a bundle on ebay

Chrissy Boy The Yiddo nonmember

9 times? Jackanory. Red Leicester.

Gudge nonmember

@Chrissy Boy The Yiddo wrote:

9 times? Jackanory. Red Leicester.

that was her

Gudge nonmember

and a stick of rock

Spurs4Life bbp_participant

Great story Gudge.
I LOVE IT!!!!

SmudgetheYid nonmember

@Gudge wrote:

Ah Fa cup 3rd rd day, can you remember when we’d been at a game somewhere in Early December and we were waiting for the draw live on Radio 2 at 5pm to see who would come out of the hat to play us in the 3rd rd Maybe Liverpool at home or the Scum or a trip to a lower league ground in early Jan on a mudheap of a pitch, priceless moments not like the staged draw live on tv these days.
Personally i,ve had some great Fa cup 3rd rd awaydays Oxford 86, Oldham 88, Peterborough 94, Hereford 96 and Man u 97 when we took 10,000 yids to Old Trafford and gave the reds the runaround off the pitch anyway.
Some of the older boys will remember trips to Cardiff 77, Altringham replay 79 and Ardiles cracking winner in 1980 against Utd away in a replay.
Blackpool in 91 was a great draw for me as my cousins ran a guest house on the North Shore and we’d had many beanos up there but a trip with Tottenham in Town would be a top weekend, a mini bus armed with enough Lager & Spirits to sink the Titanic and copious amounts of Class A set of on Fri afternoon for the long trip Norf .
7hrs later and 30 piss stops the Blackpool tower was in sight and a quick brush up was needed before we hit the local niteclub Jokers which was conveniently situated across the road from the guest house.
Now 14 Cockneys in a Northern Niteclub will attract plenty of attention from the local birds and also from the local scruffy cun*s and a small off occured later in the evening but the bouncers had the sense to kick out the locals as our presence had done wonders for the niteclubs image
.
A nice card school was set up back at the guest house and everyone was hard at it till dawn.
A greasy fry up greeted our hangovers and a quick walk outside nearly blew us away , a force 10 gale had blown up overnight and there was talk of a postponement as had occured around the rest of the country, we met up with a few more yids in the Manchester a big boozer near the front , it had kicked off at lunchtime but that was nothing new as this boozer had a reputation for trouble with firms from all over the country kickin off on beanos to Blackpool.
The game got the go ahead and we were swept along by the gale to the bombsite of a ground, Tottenham were in financial 5h1t and a good cup run was necessary, this was a potential Banana skin for an upset and the conditions would certainly level the two teams out and the pretty football would have to be replaced with grit and determination.
Two mins into the game and a mate of ours Dozy Don gets hit on the head by a flying roof tile , we piss ourselves laughing no sympathy for this stupid cun*. Spurs dig in and Lineker gets on the end of Local boy Stewarts cross, 1-0 is enough to see us safely into the next round and the rest is History as we Beat Oxford, Pompey(Tottenham with a top firm out ) , Notts County, the scum and finally Forest in the final and Tottenham are saved from Bankruptcy for the time being and we blew the Scums Double.
Back to Jokers for some celebrating and Pils and Pills, some Locals try and give it the biggun but were to loved up and for a change we send em on there way with hugs & Kisses, yours truly is on top form and im seduced by some bird from Leicester who is town playing in the pantomine Puss n boots, shagfest occurs back at her hotel, fuc* viagra a disco biscuit does the business , nine times and a tenth attempt on a sandpaper hole fukin luverly.
The Fa cup will never die and the cun*s who undermine are a bunch of shirtlifters.
Wemberly Wemberly were the famous Tottenham Hotspur and were off to wembley Wemberly Wemberly

nice story, have plenty of stories about Blackpool but NINE times, you did say you were on class A at the same time, so I’ll take that with a pinch of salt. Mind you had a mate who spun himself off 7 times in a day so maybe, just maybe. The story on Fyenoord away was a bit quick, start a thread I’m sure I wasn’t the only person who met at Amsterdam station that day.

Gudge nonmember

what year ? 74,83 or 92

Gudge nonmember

????

Gudge nonmember

plenty of other sights if the games off

Silver administrator

Brilliant thread this :clap: :clap:

Pooligan nonmember

@Gudge wrote:

plenty of other sights if the games off

lot of my lot still went, they were at kings cross when they heard it was off but soldiered on.
Heres the club they went to, http://www.soulsuite.co.uk/ss_photos_12dec2010.htm
ere gudge photo 10 on friday 10th, aint that the richard you got over 9 times on the mick mills? Shes aged well, gawd bless her, right stunners them northern bints

of the Dead nonmember

@Pooligan wrote:

@Gudge wrote:

plenty of other sights if the games off

lot of my lot still went, they were at kings cross when they heard it was off but soldiered on.
Heres the club they went to, http://www.soulsuite.co.uk/ss_photos_12dec2010.htm
ere gudge photo 10 on friday 10th, aint that the richard you got over 9 times on the mick mills? Shes aged well, gawd bless her, right stunners them northern bints

more like photo 14

SmudgetheYid nonmember

@Pooligan wrote:

@Gudge wrote:

plenty of other sights if the games off

lot of my lot still went, they were at kings cross when they heard it was off but soldiered on.
Heres the club they went to, http://www.soulsuite.co.uk/ss_photos_12dec2010.htm
ere gudge photo 10 on friday 10th, aint that the richard you got over 9 times on the mick mills? Shes aged well, gawd bless her, right stunners them northern bints

There’s a few 10/15/20 pinters……….plus 2 bags in case hers falls off.

Ozspur 1 halloffamer

@Gudge wrote:

Ah Fa cup 3rd rd day, can you remember when we’d been at a game somewhere in Early December and we were waiting for the draw live on Radio 2 at 5pm to see who would come out of the hat to play us in the 3rd rd Maybe Liverpool at home or the Scum or a trip to a lower league ground in early Jan on a mudheap of a pitch, priceless moments not like the staged draw live on tv these days.
Personally i,ve had some great Fa cup 3rd rd awaydays Oxford 86, Oldham 88, Peterborough 94, Hereford 96 and Man u 97 when we took 10,000 yids to Old Trafford and gave the reds the runaround off the pitch anyway.
Some of the older boys will remember trips to Cardiff 77, Altringham replay 79 and Ardiles cracking winner in 1980 against Utd away in a replay.
Blackpool in 91 was a great draw for me as my cousins ran a guest house on the North Shore and we’d had many beanos up there but a trip with Tottenham in Town would be a top weekend, a mini bus armed with enough Lager & Spirits to sink the Titanic and copious amounts of Class A set of on Fri afternoon for the long trip Norf .
7hrs later and 30 piss stops the Blackpool tower was in sight and a quick brush up was needed before we hit the local niteclub Jokers which was conveniently situated across the road from the guest house.
Now 14 Cockneys in a Northern Niteclub will attract plenty of attention from the local birds and also from the local scruffy cun*s and a small off occured later in the evening but the bouncers had the sense to kick out the locals as our presence had done wonders for the niteclubs image
.
A nice card school was set up back at the guest house and everyone was hard at it till dawn.
A greasy fry up greeted our hangovers and a quick walk outside nearly blew us away , a force 10 gale had blown up overnight and there was talk of a postponement as had occured around the rest of the country, we met up with a few more yids in the Manchester a big boozer near the front , it had kicked off at lunchtime but that was nothing new as this boozer had a reputation for trouble with firms from all over the country kickin off on beanos to Blackpool.
The game got the go ahead and we were swept along by the gale to the bombsite of a ground, Tottenham were in financial 5h1t and a good cup run was necessary, this was a potential Banana skin for an upset and the conditions would certainly level the two teams out and the pretty football would have to be replaced with grit and determination.
Two mins into the game and a mate of ours Dozy Don gets hit on the head by a flying roof tile , we piss ourselves laughing no sympathy for this stupid cun*. Spurs dig in and Lineker gets on the end of Local boy Stewarts cross, 1-0 is enough to see us safely into the next round and the rest is History as we Beat Oxford, Pompey(Tottenham with a top firm out ) , Notts County, the scum and finally Forest in the final and Tottenham are saved from Bankruptcy for the time being and we blew the Scums Double.
Back to Jokers for some celebrating and Pils and Pills, some Locals try and give it the biggun but were to loved up and for a change we send em on there way with hugs & Kisses, yours truly is on top form and im seduced by some bird from Leicester who is town playing in the pantomine Puss n boots, shagfest occurs back at her hotel, fuc* viagra a disco biscuit does the business , nine times and a tenth attempt on a sandpaper hole fukin luverly.
The Fa cup will never die and the cun*s who undermine are a bunch of shirtlifters.
Wemberly Wemberly were the famous Tottenham Hotspur and were off to wembley Wemberly Wemberly

Great stories never die.

Luv yr work gudge.

Gudge nonmember

hammer house of horrors. invite them stunning richards to the national disco

Gudge nonmember

beam me up and take me back to Bloomfield Rd
as well as the cup game i went up there with a coachload of from our boozer for a stag do , QPR were playing em in the cup and a couple of lads from our sunday team followed the hoops so they were in for the trip. stayed at me aunts guest house and the one next door and headed off to jokers for the night . We were only in there arf hour when a small mob of northern likely lads start on the QPR lads , soon were in there faces and they’re giving it fu*k off QPR are fuc* all .we gave it were Tottenham lets ave it , me bruv and his gooner mates gave it ei i e the old gooner chant and these twats cant believe it they’ve been outnumbered by yids, goons and the token chelsea fan amongst us( they were shite back then with no glory hunters) . these northern herberts must ave thought some london superfirm were in town for them . next thing they’re on the toes to the bar and giving it lovely to ave you up here boys what can we offer you in the way of our lovely northern hospitality.
went up there late 80s with me blades mate and his nutty BBC mates for a third division match.
on another beano up there we went into jokers again and it was packed but apart from the music very quiet amongst the locals . after the punters had raved to Lisa Stansfields all woman and done a slow dance to charley says by the prodigy i sussed it was all a bit odd. turned out to be a deaf and dumb convention , i bet me mate he would’nt pull cos they would’nt ave a clue what he was on about , he asks a bird at the bar if she wants a drink , im shaking me head larfing and fuc* me she was one of the very few in there who could speak, yeah i’ll ave a large bacardi and coke and im a few quid lighter.
to top it off it kicks off between a few of them all windmills and boots flying , we stood back as it was going on in a very surreal atmosphere all this anger and not a noise coming out of them. bouncers had a job sorting em out and the old bill and even worse time trying to take statements. one fukin funny night after another in that gaff

SmudgetheYid nonmember

Blackpool , heady days I even had hair in those days, too many birds to write about as I have mentioned before if you can’t pull there you are GAY.

Nut reading this thread has put a large SMILE on me boat, as I remember all those LUCKY birds (that’s what us DINOSAUR’S do, reminesce)… :scarf:

parklaneseats85 nonmember

blinding weekend fa cup 3rd rd weekend

Gudge nonmember

Puck off park lane seats you plastic 😅

Gudge nonmember

Fuck

Enfield Shane nonmember

@SmudgetheYid said:
Blackpool , heady days I even had hair in those days, too many birds to write about as I have mentioned before if you can’t pull there you are GAY.<br />
<br />
Nut reading this thread has put a large SMILE on me boat, as I remember all those LUCKY birds (that’s what us DINOSAUR’S do, reminesce)… :scarf:

WOW

Gudge nonmember

Here Shane
It was a root fest along the front
The jetty nearly blew away
The sea was well frothy man

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